Quote of the Day – “No Sex in Utah” Edition

 No Sex in Utah?

Oh, Utah. You’re so silly.

When she approached the desk, he had no idea what she would ask.

“Yeah, so,” she began, “I know this is Utah and so this is probably a stupid question since there can’t be any books about sex in Utah, even at a place like Barnes and Noble, but I guess I thought I’d ask, even though I know that this is Utah, so–”

“People do it in Utah,” he said. “Have sex, I mean.”

The last thing he expected her to do was roll her eyes in disbelief, but there it was. Roll roll roll.

“I guess, maybe,” she said. “But not like in California.”

You can read the whole thing over at World’s Strongest Librarian.

By B.J. Keeton

B.J. KEETON is a writer, teacher, and runner. When he isn't trying to think of a way to trick Fox into putting Firefly back on the air, he is either writing science fiction, watching an obscene amount of genre television, or looking for new ways to integrate fitness into his geektastic lifestyle. He is also the author of BIRTHRIGHT and co-author of NIMBUS. Both books are available for Amazon Kindle.

1 comment

  1. I am reminded of a famous quotation from a conservative politician in my own country who announced that “There was no sex in Ireland before the coming of television”.

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