Oh, Utah. You’re so silly.
When she approached the desk, he had no idea what she would ask.
“Yeah, so,” she began, “I know this is Utah and so this is probably a stupid question since there can’t be any books about sex in Utah, even at a place like Barnes and Noble, but I guess I thought I’d ask, even though I know that this is Utah, so–”
“People do it in Utah,” he said. “Have sex, I mean.”
The last thing he expected her to do was roll her eyes in disbelief, but there it was. Roll roll roll.
“I guess, maybe,” she said. “But not like in California.”
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